I’m fed up hearing the “buck a beer” advertisements that claim their beer is the same quality and taste as premium beer. First off we all know that the quality is not there. Second we all know that anyone who buys their beer based on its “cheapness”, in my humble opinion (and since I’m the [...]

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Why has my blog been so popular the past 2 days? I’ve had more than my standard 5 hits, I’ve been up to 40+. Am I the new Ron L. Hubbard? Have people finally come around to my way of thinking? Will I be calling the shots for a bunch of whacked out Tom Cruise [...]

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………. for having Celine Dion perform last night. That was the point in the night when I was finally motivated to pack it in and go to bed. Up to that point I was sucking it up and watching the paint dry because my wife appeared somewhat interested in the show.
Celine Dion is on of [...]

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I wonder how many heads will roll over the failed attempt by Telus to provide porn directly to your cell phone?
I guess wireless companies don’t have enough headaches coming up with ass backwards rate plans and ways to confuse you when you open you bill. Now they have to come up with a scheme to [...]

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Recently I noticed that the spout on my kitchen sink was dripping, it’s the kind that you can pull out and has a hose type device attached to it. When I had a look a where the leak was coming from, I assumed the leak would be here the hose attached but it wasn’t. [...]

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I’ve been meaning to write about this for a couple of days but it kept slipping my mind until I saw a “crazy woman” as I was transferring street cars this morning.
Was she crazy? I don’t know; I’m not a psychiatrist. But I can say that for sure this lady was not talking on a [...]

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I wasn’t feeling well yesterday so I neglected to post.
So my good friend David mentioned to me last week that Al Gore was going to be in Toronto for a speaking engagement on February 21. We were pretty gung-ho about getting tickets to see the former President Vice President (Curse those hanging Chads we could [...]

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Some Municipal Councilors wonder why they are not well respected, a story in Today’s Toronto Star pretty much explains it all. This story confirms my choice to spoil my ballot in the recent election. Are these the people that I want to be in charge of the city’s budget of more than 7 billion dollars?
This [...]

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