I’m fed up hearing the “buck a beer” advertisements that claim their beer is the same quality and taste as premium beer. First off we all know that the quality is not there. Second we all know that anyone who buys their beer based on its “cheapness”, in my humble opinion (and since I’m the [...]

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Why has my blog been so popular the past 2 days? I’ve had more than my standard 5 hits, I’ve been up to 40+. Am I the new Ron L. Hubbard? Have people finally come around to my way of thinking? Will I be calling the shots for a bunch of whacked out Tom Cruise [...]

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………. for having Celine Dion perform last night. That was the point in the night when I was finally motivated to pack it in and go to bed. Up to that point I was sucking it up and watching the paint dry because my wife appeared somewhat interested in the show.
Celine Dion is on of [...]

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I wonder how many heads will roll over the failed attempt by Telus to provide porn directly to your cell phone?
I guess wireless companies don’t have enough headaches coming up with ass backwards rate plans and ways to confuse you when you open you bill. Now they have to come up with a scheme to [...]

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