I’m fed up hearing the “buck a beer” advertisements that claim their beer is the same quality and taste as premium beer. First off we all know that the quality is not there. Second we all know that anyone who buys their beer based on its “cheapness”, in my humble opinion (and since I’m the new Ron L. Hubbard its not so humble) is not thinking about taste and quality. Two words can explain their motivation, CHEAP DRUNK.
Don’t get me wrong, there is a need for the buck a beer. Students need to drink and we all know that students don’t have enough money to fork out $12.00 for a bottle of imported Belgian Beer that needs to be served in a special glass.
So if the buck a beer companies would just change their marketing campaigns to something like…… “Buck a beer, because its drinkable and will give you the same buzz as a $12 beer.”
My new cult religion that started yesterday has no beer requirements, you can worship me and drink a buck a beer, no worries. What do I drink you may ask? Currently my beer fridge contains…..
- Guinness
- Heineken
- Amstel Light
- Moosehead Light
Friday after work there is no doubt that the first beer that gets itself into my thirsty gullet will be a Guinness.
2 Comments Received
March 1st, 2007 @9:04 am
Why is your beer lasting an entire week in your fridge? I expect more commitment from my religious leadership. Jesus didn’t turn the water into wine just to let it sit in the root cellar for a week. No sir. The party needed to keep going otherwise Mary Mag was going home and taking her hot friends with her… so wango, tango, there’s another ten gallons of primo red vino.
March 1st, 2007 @9:20 am
Good point!
But I keep a lot of beer in the fridge, I have a lot of free loaders who swing by to pray at my altar on a regular basis.
I haven’t found that I can turn lake ontario water into beer yet…..
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