Two Toronto superstar martial artists decided….after a few cocktails…. that it would be a good idea to practice their sword work.
One dude gets stabbed and ends up with a collapsed lung. The other dude gets charged with obstruction because he was interfering with the investigation.
they are so smart…. S – M – [...]

Continue reading " Drunken Samurai "

I wonder how many heads will roll over the failed attempt by Telus to provide porn directly to your cell phone?
I guess wireless companies don’t have enough headaches coming up with ass backwards rate plans and ways to confuse you when you open you bill. Now they have to come up with a scheme to [...]

Continue reading " We need PORN. What Marketing Genius came up with this plan? "

I’ve been meaning to write about this for a couple of days but it kept slipping my mind until I saw a “crazy woman” as I was transferring street cars this morning.
Was she crazy? I don’t know; I’m not a psychiatrist. But I can say that for sure this lady was not talking on a [...]

Continue reading " Oh, you’re not on the phone, just crazy. "

Everyone who wants to exchange a $20 bill for $5 bills….. at least at Casino Regina.
Normally the only machine that pays out at a Casino is the bank machine… but that has limits…… At Casino Regina a machine that exchanges at $20 for four $5 bills was mistakenly loaded with twenties instead of fives… so [...]

Continue reading " And the Winner is…. "